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The Dogfunctionals QuotesRalph: Hey Milo, wanna play fetch with me?
Milo: Sure dad!
Ralph: Alrighty then. (takes out baseball from behind his back) FETCH!!! (throws baseball into window into the living room) Whoo-hoo I broke the window on my first try! I'm good at playing fetch! I am so trying out for major league baseball!
Milo: AHHH!!! Dad, mom will be home from the super market any minute now and if she sees that one of her windows are broken she's gonna freak!
Ralph: Ooooooh, we better get the ball back and blame the broken window on one of the neighborhood kids or I won't be getting any “special kisses” from your mom!

Ralph: Milo, I used to be in
Pony Fool's DayIt was Pony Fool's Day, a day dedicated to ponies pulling pranks on each other. Rainbow Dash had been waiting for this day for a year. She wants to get back at Pinkie Pie for her exploding cupcake prank. Rainbow Dash wrote down ideas, but none of them sounded good enough. She wonders out loud to herself how she's going to prank Pinkie Pie. Then her phone rang. She answered it. It was Pinkie Pie, who was asking if Rainbow Dash's fridge was running. Rainbow Dash asked if this is one of her pranks. Then Pinkie Pie said darn it. Rainbow Dash hangs up the phone and goes back to plotting. Then she had an idea, an awful idea. She goes to a phone booth with a bit and calls Pinkie Pie on it. Pinkie Pie asks who it is. Rainbow Dash did her best male voice and said that she was the coroner and added that Rainbow Dash had died. She then snickered away from the phone. Pinkie Pie's voice teared up as she asked what the cause of death was. Rainbow Dash, impersonating a coroner, said that she died fro
The Journey 15 That which should not existEverywhere he looked he saw darkness and nothing else.

Except for darkness and, in some ways, nothing is considered something by philosophers that have been scratching their head since the beginning of their career path as a philosophering, which consists of sitting around doing bugger all other staring at a wall for five seconds and then scratching their beard thoughtfully, you aren’t a real a philosopher if you don’t have a beard to scratch on (fake beards are considered heresy, and the punishment is not to bother at all with it).

Kind of makes Drago wonder what he is standing on, exactly, if he can see darkness and nothing an
Modern Zelda: Smart Phone of Time part 9(Later, in Hyrule Field)
Impa: We have to protect this beautiful land of Hyrule! Take a good look at that mountain. That is Death Mountain, home of the Gorons. They hold the Spiritual Stone of Fire. At the foot of Death Mountain you will find my village, Kakariko. That is where I was born and raised. You should talk to some of the villagers there before you go up Death Mountain. The Princess is waiting for you to return to the castle with the stones. So hurry! (tosses a Deku Nut, then disappears)
Navi: Let’s check on Saria! NOW!!!
Link: Can we stop at Lon Lon Ranch, first?
Navi: Fine...
(Later, in the Lon Lon Ranch Cucco Room)
Talon: We
The Ponies Week on Earth Chapter 1
Doctor Whooves and Derpy waiting right next to the TARDIS, with Derpy holding a tray with bottled water. The TARDIS was a dark blue colored phone both that was about 10 feet tall. It had a nice small lamp on top that turned on whenever in flight or when someone was boarding. Just then six familiar ponies approached.

“Ah, you’re here!” Doctor Whooves said happily.

Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rarity stopped to catch their breath. Derpy flew over.

“Water?” she asked politely.

“Yeah.” Twilight panted “T-Thanks.”

She levitated the water to herself
The Rosy's Adventures Cap2 La Puffle Aventurera p5Previamente:
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Herbert: Solo hago mi trabajo…
Klutzy: ¿Clic clic clic?
Rosy: ¿Trabajo? ¿Para quién trabajas?
Herbert: ¡¡Para mí mismo!! ¡Muajajajajaja!
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-Rosy empieza a dar saltos en la silla hasta que consigue ponerse en pie con la silla a la espalda y empieza a correr. Mientras tanto en la EPF-
Gary: oye, ¿habéis visto a Rosy?
Dot: no…
Rookie: yo la última vez que la vi se iba a
The Adventures of the Co Founder Quad[6/12/2013 10:38:15 PM] Night: LAYS ON U ALL
[6/12/2013 10:38:33 PM] Werld: that is a loT OF LAYING
[6/12/2013 10:38:38 PM] Cure: HEY I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
[6/12/2013 10:38:48 PM] Werld: AND NOW U REMEMBER
[6/12/2013 10:38:49 PM] Cure: I'M STRETCHED ACROSS THE COUNTRY
[6/12/2013 10:38:56 PM] Werld: DHJSNMhf
[6/12/2013 10:39:15 PM] Night: LUCKYS SHY GUYS
[6/12/2013 10:39:17 PM] Cure: I'M POSTING TOMORROW I PROMISE
[6/12/2013 10:39:28 PM] Cure: Hello Lucky we invite you to sit with us at the cool table. uvu
[6/12/2013 10:39:44 PM] Werld: yes lucky we love you pls come
[6/12/2013 10:39:46 PM] Night: SHE KEEPS SAYING "NO"
[6/12/2013 10:39:53 PM] We
The Price Of Freedom Act 1 Scene 3Act 1 Scene 3

Elsewhere; (only a few miles away from Josh) Manic has begun the search for Josh. His brother Sonic -a member of the local police- has managed to get most of the police force looking for him; ironically through the only cops that are not on the case are the ones that met up with Josh earlier; they are still hunting for Lucy. Hannah is also out searching for her little boy with Amy (her sister and Sonic’s wife) and Amy’s three year old son Aaron. Manic also has Josh’s dog Scraps; hoping for him to pick up Josh’s scent.

Manic: (Impatient [tugging on Scraps’ leash]) C’mon Scraps, ya must’a picke
All About MayonnaiseApplejack was heading to the market when she sees Rainbow Dash napping on one of the clouds. She shouts the rainbow-maned pegasus' name and Rainbow Dash wakes up startled. Rainbow Dash asks what does Applejack want. Applejack asks Rainbow Dash if she'd like to go to the market with her. Rainbow Dash reluctantly agrees to go.
Once they were at the market, Rainbow Dash asks Applejack what does she need. Applejack lists off some ingredients: Eggs, mustard, milk, bread, and mayonnaise. Rainbow Dash asks what mayonnaise is, much to Applejack's confusion. Applejack asks Rainbow Dash she's never heard of it and Rainbow Dash says she hasn't. Applejack points out to a jar of a thick white sauce and says that the stuff is mayonnaise. She also explains that it has many uses: Sandwiches, egg salad, tuna salad, and that it is served with hay fries in Prance, leaving Rainbow Dash slack-jawed. Applejack states that Rainbow Dash might like it. A man offers a sandwich with the mayonnaise on it as a sam
GadgetFROM BLACK:

NARRATOR
Inspector Gadget was a hero.

FADE IN to a heroic image of INSPECTOR GADGET, followed by several redrawings of scenes (or original footage, if necessary to conserve budget) with Gadget on-duty from the original series.

NARRATOR
Time and time again, he single-handedly went up against M.A.D. -the Malevolent Agency of Destruction, and every time, he came out on top. It didn't matter how badly the odds were stacked against him; Gadget always persevered.

The scenes shown change to times when he was with PENNY and BRAIN, off-duty.

NARRATOR
Even with his boundless dedication to his job, Gadget was still able to care for his
I'm not Kick Buttowski anymore 1"Kick i'm not so sure about this..."Gunther said standing beside his best on top of the miniature version eiffel tower that sat in the center of Mellowbrook park.
"it'll be fine Gunther."Kick replied kicking some snow down the tower."now give me a boost."Kick said and threw his board up on the tip point.Gunther sighed and lifted Kick up on his shoulders.Kick climbed up to his board.
"becareful Kick."Gunther warned.Kick nodded.
"awesomeness in five.....four...three...two...."Kick started.
"KICK BUTTOWSKI!!!!!!"Harry,Kicks father,shouted.Kick wabbled."Kick!get down from there now!!"Harry shouted.
"woah.dad!!stop shouting!!!"Kick shouted ba
The Great Panther Detective Chapter 12So our 6 friends got to the pub incognito. "Ah...Come On! Do I have to wear this?" asked Baloo. "Of Course Yo Do!" Bagheera answered. "You Look Perfect". "Perfectly Foolish", Baloo told Bagheera. As they got in, Baggy informed "Alright Gents,Stay close and do as I do". "This takes brains, not brawn". Baloo replied, "You better believe it that I'm loaded with both".

As they were walking around, Baloo,Danny,Tigger,Pooh and Piglet were breathing smoke all around. Bagheera urged the 5 fellows, "Remember....We're gangsters". So, they sat down and watched the show....the really bad show when all of a sudden...a really hot waitress asked what the 6
The Great Panther Detective Chapter 11Meanwhile, Bagheera was observing the list Randall had left back at the tuxedo shop. He noted that it was written with a broad pointed quill pen which was spattered twice and the paper was nature mongolian manufactered with no watermark. Not to mention that it smelled like 'Toon's Delight', a Cedar's Pub exclusive. OK,I don't know any other toons that drink so DON'T ASK!

"Is that all?", Danny asked. "No, there's more to it, Bagheera answered. "Like, Coal Dust from sewer lamps". After some boring science, they discovered that the sodium cloride and list came from the riverfront area.

So, they were off to the only Cedar's Pub location where t
Deep Questions to the boot.User: I've got a jat of dirt.

Cleverbot: I've got the Ace!

User: When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?

Cleverbot: I last washed up on Thursday. When did you last wash up.

User: 1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someone's eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone's eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

Cleverbot: So there are many continuations of my life. What then will I probably experience.

User: Think of the last time you were angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?

Cleverbot: I would be sad if you leave.

U
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How to make old paper
1) First u pick a paper it must be a print paper like any size doesn't madder
2) Then a u will need a bowl, salt, water ,coffey.
3) First u DO NOT HEAT THE WATER it will mess it up k
4) Put a 2 tespoons in the bowl then the coffey
5) Then put the water n sture nonstop for a min
6) Then put the paper in the mix  for three seconds
7) Then  get a plait n place it in the microwave for ten seconds
8) N that's it tad a

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